Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
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the ‘perfect body’ squad
isn’t this all of them
Yes
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when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE
Signs as High School Stereotype
Aries: the bully
Taurus: the hippie
Gemini: the hipster
Cancer: the teacher’s pet
Leo: the class president
Virgo: the overachiever
Libra: the drama queen
Scorpio: the rebel
Sagittarius: the social butterfly
Capricorn: the awkward kid
Aquarius: the social activist
Pisces: the new kid
Anonymous asked:
10, 21, 25, 29, 38, 50, 53, 57, 70, 88, 97
10. Biggest pet peeve
-being interrupted while talking
21. Least favorite movie
-usually the superhero movies
25. Favorite food
-pad see ew or pad thai
29. Would you ever pose naked for a magazine?
-Mmmm probably not
38. When you were a kid, what were you for Halloween?
-I was a ladybug or bumblebee for many years. But I also was a gypsy, nerd, witch, Hermione
50. Ever used a gun?
-No and I have no plans on ever touching one
53. Is Christmas stressful?
-Days leading up can be and Xmas eve is really busy with a lot of people so it can be. Xmas day is really chill.
57. Believe in ghosts?
-I used to strongly, but now I’m kinda like “ehhh maybe?”
70. Profession I see my future spouse doing?
-Hmm he would probably be a really classy chef with his own restaurant or he would be an artist/photographer combo where he travels the world documenting and he brings me with him hahaha.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
-No, I don’t have any thoughts of having it in immediate future either. Maybe a breast reduction someday?
97. Do I want kids?
-I don’t want to birth children but I’ll gladly adopt!
concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time
i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?”
i was like “…yes, why?”
“it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?”
i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles
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